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Arrr, Trump be settin' sail with RFK Jr. to steer the ship o' Health 'n Humans! Yo ho ho!

2024-11-16

Avast, me hearties! President-elect Trump be callin' upon the scallywag Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to captain the Health and Human Services ship! This matey be spoutin' tall tales ‘bout vaccines. Says the landlubbers be swindled by the food and potion brigands! Arrr, what a merry crew we be!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a curious captain, President-elect Donald Trump, who be pickin' a matey to steer the ship of Health and Human Services! This be no ordinary sailor, for he be Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a swashbuckler known for hoistin' the Jolly Roger of conspiracy theories—especially 'bout them pesky potions they call vaccines!

"Aye, fer too long, the good folk of the land have been trampled by the greedy scallywags of the industrial food complex and those dastardly drug companies!" Trump declared on his enchanted parchment, dubbed Truth Social. "They’ve been fillin' our ears with lies and trickery 'bout the health o’ the public!" He be not takin' kindly to their chicanery, no sirree!

So, with the wind at his back and a belly full of rum, Trump be settin' course for a new era of health, aim'n to free the good people from the clutches of these deceivers. Will Kennedy lead us to calmer seas or will he steer us into treacherous waters? Only time will tell, savvy? Arrr, let the adventure begin!

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