The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, me hearty! Trump’s treasure map to dealin' in the Middle East be shrinkin' faster than a scallywag's courage!"

2024-11-17

Arrr, matey! The soon-to-be captain, Donald J. Trump, be keepin’ his treasure map close, for his plans be as murky as a foggy sea! The tides o' geopolitics be shiftin' mightily since his last voyage. Aye, ‘tis a curious tale indeed!

Ahoy, me hearty! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale to spin 'bout the swabs o’ political seas! Our newly elected captain, Donald J. Trump, be wanderin’ into a tempest o’ uncertainty, with nary a compass in sight! The waters be murky, and the tides be turnin’ since his last voyage upon the grand ship of state!

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