Arrr! Ann Selzer be hoistin’ the Jolly Roger on her polling ship—no more election whispers, savvy?
2024-11-17
Arrr! In the last squall of the Iowa seas, it be shown that the fair lass Kamala be sailin’ ahead of the landlubber Trump! A right jolly misfire, I say! This be an outlandish tale fit for a tavern jest, not the captain’s log! Har har!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous seas of politics! 'Twas a fine day in the port of Iowa, when a curious poll was cast upon the wind, claiming that the fair lass Kamala Harris was sailin' ahead of the notorious scallywag Donald Trump. Aye, it be a lead that had all the crew chortlin' and scratchin' their heads like barnacles on a hull!But hold fast, me hearties! This be no ordinary poll; it be an outlier, a rogue wave in the vast ocean of electoral tides! Many a seasoned sailor would say it be a major miss, akin to navigatin' by the stars while blindfolded. The pollsters, bless their souls, must’ve been drinkin' the grog a tad too heavily, or perhaps their compass was as crooked as a three-legged crab!
So, as we prepare to set sail into the tempest of election day, let us keep our wits about us and our compass true. For in the world of politics, one must beware of the siren songs of misleading polls, or ye might end up sailin' straight into the jaws of Davy Jones! Har har har!