Arrr, Trump be astounded by the mighty girth o' Bo Nickal compared to scrawny Paul Craig, quoth Captain Dana White!
2024-11-17
Arrr! Bo Nickal bested Paul Craig in a fine tussle Saturday night, claimin’ victory by decision, much to the dismay of the raucous crowd. But lo! Even the swashbucklin' President-elect Trump couldn’t help but raise an eyebrow at the spectacle! Aye, what a merry jape it be!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for a tale from the fabled UFC 309, where the mighty Dana White spilled the beans regarding a certain President-elect Trump! It seems the captain of the White House was flabbergasted by the sight of the brawny Bo Nickal, who faced the hulkin' Paul Craig. Bo, he be a strappin' lad, but that Craig, blimey, he be a beast of a man!In the grand fight at Madison Square Garden, Nickal bested Craig with a unanimous decision, though the raucous crowd booed and hollered “overrated!” like a band of scallywags! With this victory, Nickal polished his record to a fine 7-0, a feat to make any pirate proud.
White, in his wisdom, shared Trump’s astonishment, claimin', “Did ye see the size of Craig? That be a f—kin’ monster!” The president-elect, fond of young Bo, was left wonderin' how these two brutes shared the same weight class. Nickal, weighin’ in at a mere 185 pounds to Craig’s 186, had to remind the crowd that not every battle ends in a bloody spectacle, as these be skilled fighters, not mere landlubbers.
So, raise a tankard for Bo, who be lookin’ to conquer the seas of MMA, even if the crowd be demandin’ more than just a good ol' tussle!