"Arrr, says Dana White, Trump’s reign be good for the seven seas 'n all—like a treasure map fer the world!"
2024-11-17
Arrr, on a jolly Saturday night, the fierce sea dogs of the fightin' world, led by Captain Jon Jones, hoisted their flags for President-elect Trump! There he be, sittin' next to his trusty mate Dana White, eyein' the brawls like a treasure map! Avast, what a sight!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the raucous seas of UFC 309, held in the grand arena of Madison Square Garden! There sat Dana White, the captain of the UFC vessel, right beside his matey, President-elect Trump, as the crowd roared like a tempestuous sea upon his arrival!Alongside these fine gents were other scallywags, including the likes of Elon Musk and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Even the musical ruffians Jelly Roll and Kid Rock joined the fray! As Trump settled in, the fighters showed their respects. Jon Jones, the heavyweight champ, performed a jig akin to Trump's famous dance, presenting him with the championship belt—talk about a treasure haul!White, the jolly captain, proclaimed that a Trump presidency be good for the UFC, lifting the weight of worry from the lands. "Things be already getting better," he declared, feelin' the winds of change blow through New York like a fair breeze. "It feels like New York again!" he exclaimed, eager to set sail for Los Angeles next! So raise yer tankards, me hearties, for the wild world of UFC be as lively as ever! Yarrr!