Arrr, Kirby Smart be callin' the CFP scallywags after bestin' them Vols! Avast, let the treasure hunt begin!
2024-11-17
Arrr, matey! Coach Kirby Smart o' the Georgia Bulldogs be shoutin' loud and clear to the scallywags o' the College Football Playoff crew after his crew bested the Tennessee swabs! Aye, he be sayin', "Pick us or prepare to walk the plank!" Har har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Georgia be makin' waves in the realm of college football, claimin' glory with a hearty 31-17 thumpin' of Tennessee, the scallywags ranked No. 7! Our captain, Kirby Smart, be shoutin' to the selection committee, "What in the seven seas be ye lookin' for?" Aye, the Bulldogs be sittin' at No. 12 after takin' a hit from Ole Miss last week, but victory be sweet as rum this day!With a treasure of 453 yards and nary a turnover, Georgia's ship be sailin' smooth, but Smart be lamentin' that the committee don’t see the fierce battles in the trenches. "They ain't feelin' the heat of Ole Miss, nor seein' our foes' fierce defenses!" he grumbled, scratchin' his beard. Aye, he wishes they’d come down and witness the chaos firsthand, instead of sittin' in their ivory towers.
With a record of 8-2, the Bulldogs headin’ toward their final match-ups with UMass and Georgia Tech—one more loss, and it’ll be Davy Jones' locker for their playoff dreams! So, raise a tankard for Georgia, and let’s see if they can chart a course for the College Football Playoff seas! Arrr!