Arrr, can Elon the Musk swing his cutlass and snip $2 trillion from the king's treasure chest? Aye, we’ll see!
2024-11-17
Arrr, matey! Elon Musk, that scallywag o' Tesla and X, be claimin’ at Trump’s hoedown that ye could slice $2 trillion from the US treasure chest by banishin’ waste! Now, he be co-captain o’ the new Efficiency Ship, ready to set sail on the seas of savings!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve a tale ‘bout the scallywag known as Elon Musk, captain of the Tesla ship and master of the social media tides on X! Last month, at a grand festivity hosted by none other than the ol' seadog Donald Trump in the bustling harbor of New York City, Musk proclaimed that the treasure chest o' the US government be plundered by a staggering “at least $2 trillion” if’n they be ridin' the seas o' wastefulness! Aye, he be talkin' ‘bout cuttin’ the barnacles off the ship of state!Now, as fate would have it, this cunning buccaneer of business has been appointed to co-captain a brand-new vessel known as the Department of Government Efficiency by the incoming president, givin’ him a chance to hoist the sails on his plans and set course for a leaner, meaner treasury!
In the latest fiscal voyage, which be stretchin' from October 2023 to September 2024, the coffers be filled with doubloons and the crew of bureaucrats be makin' sure no piece of eight goes to waste! So, let’s raise our mugs to Captain Musk, and see if he can truly steer the ship clear of waste and into the golden horizon!