The Booty Report

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“Trump be blowin’ into Washington like a tempest, makin’ waves and flappin’ sails! Arrr, what a jolly ruckus!”

2024-11-17

Arrr, a Trump tempest be blowin’ through the nation’s capital, mateys! The President-elect be causin’ quite the ruckus with wild nominations that’d make even a sea dog blush. And lo! He’s chosen the fiery Rep. Gaetz as his lawyer—shiver me timbers! What a rollickin’ crew we’ve got!

Avast ye scallywags! A tempest o’ Trump hath struck the fair land of Washington, D.C., settin’ the political seas ablaze! On the mornin’ of Wednesday last, our President-elect, Trump, didst shake up the political realm with nominations that left even the salty dogs of the Republican crew scratchin’ their heads in bewilderment. Aye, it be true!

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