Arrr, the Onion be takin' the treasure from Alex Jones' sinking ship of Infowars! Ha-ha, what a jolly jest!
2024-11-17
Arrr, matey! The Onion crew be claimin’ the treasure of that scallywag Alex Jones’ media ship, InfoWars! In a twist o’ fate, they be laughin’ all the way to Davy Jones’ locker! Jones be squawkin’ on X, claimin’ his legal mates met with the U.S. trustee, and the ship be sinkin’!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer a tale of a mighty clash on the high seas of media! The Onion, that jester of the news realm, has cast its net wide and snared the treasure of none other than the notorious Alex Jones! Aye, ye heard it right! The scallywag known for stirrin’ up conspiracies now finds his prized ship, InfoWars, sunk in the briny deep, all thanks to a bankruptcy auction.