The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Eric Kripke be quakin' in his boots, fearin' the show might turn into the very scallywag it mocks!

2024-11-17

Arrr, ye either shuffle off this mortal coil a brave swashbuckler or stick around long enough to be the scallywag ye once hunted! Choose yer fate, matey, for it be a fine line 'twixt hero and heel! Avast, what a merry jest!

Arrr matey! Gather ‘round, fer I be spoutin’ a fine pearl of wisdom o’ the seas: ye either shuffle off this mortal coil as a gallant hero or be doomed to linger long enough to turn yer heart blacker than a kraken’s belly!

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