Arrr, Ramaswamy be dreamin’ of DOGE's grand treasure, claimin’ to swab the decks of bureaucracy with accountability!
2024-11-17
Avast, mateys! Incoming DOGE captain Vivek Ramaswamy be spillin’ the beans 'bout a grand scheme to scuttle the bureaucracy! He be tellin’ the fair Maria Bartiromo that the tide o' change sets sail with a jolly executive action! Yo ho, let the swashbucklin’ begin!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as we spin the yarn of the newly minted Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE for short, led by none other than the swashbucklin’ Vivek Ramaswamy and the treasure-huntin' Elon Musk! In a lively chat with the fine lass Maria Bartiromo, Vivek proclaimed a grand plan to cut costs faster than a ship sailing through a tempest!He be declaring that yon bureaucrats, those scallywags who’ve settled into their cushy chairs, be the true captains of this ship, not those elected to steer. Fear not, for he promises to hoist the sails of change with swift executive action, aiming to plunder the bureaucracy like a fleet of pirates! With a wink and a nod to the Supreme Court's rulings, he vows to send them pesky regulations to Davy Jones’ locker, shrinking the administrative beast!
These rogues have no official title, but they're plotting to unveil their schemes by the 250th anniversary of the Declaration, aiming to restore true self-governance to the land! So, brace ye selves, for Ramaswamy and Musk be on a mission, promising the winds of sweeping change be blowing their way! Arrr, let’s see if they can keep the treasury from sinking! Yo-ho-ho!