Arrr! NYT be callin' shenanigans on RFK Jr.'s cereal yarns, leavin' the social seas in a tizzy!
2024-11-17
Arrr, matey! The New York Times be spoutin’ a confounded truth-check on Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s tall tales 'bout breakfast grub bein’ stuffed with phony bits! Aye, who would’ve thought me morning grog could be so treacherous? Savvy?
Arrr matey! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the curious case of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and the cereal known as Froot Loops! Aye, the esteemed New York Times set sail on a fact-checkin' voyage, claimin' that the good captain Kennedy be wrong about the manyartificial ingredients in the breakfast bounty of our land.Ye see, this scallywag once swabbed the deck of the Democratic ship but soon hoisted the Jolly Roger for Trump after he tossed his 2024 campaign overboard. Now, this rogue has been nominated to steer the Department of Health and Human Services, swearin' to rid the seas of corruption and make all ye landlubbers healthy again!
But alas! When he questioned why Froot Loops in Canada had fewer ingredients than those in the U.S., the Times declared him wrong, claimin' the lists be "roughly the same." But lo and behold, the U.S. version sported some devilish additives, while the Canadian treasure had mere natural colorings! Critics be laughin' like a pack of hyenas over the Times’ odd fact-check, quippin' that it looked more like the media be tryin’ to make a fool of themselves.
So there ye have it, me hearties! A tale of cereal, politics, and the perplexing world of fact-checkin’—a right merry mess indeed!