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Arrr, I aimed to school me lad in footy, but lo! He schooled this ol’ sea dog instead!

2024-11-18

Arrr, after sailin’ the seas o’ soccer fer decades, spendin’ three moons teachin’ wee lads under seven was like findin’ buried treasure! Aye, their antics be more confusin' than a ship in a storm, but by Davy Jones, it be a jolly good time!

Avast, me hearties! After a lifetime of swaggerin' 'round the pitch, reportin' on the grand sport of soccer, I found meself shanghaied into coachin' a wee band o' scallywags not yet seven summers old. Aye, what a rollickin' adventure it be!

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