Arrr! AMD's Ryzen be trouncin' Intel, but ye best-sellin' CPUs be as shockin' as a parrot in a tavern!
2024-11-18
Arrr, matey! AMD be hoistin’ the black flag over Intel in the CPU brawl, claimin’ the treasure troves of retailers! But alas, the Ryzen 9000 be more like a landlubber tryin’ to sail—still not claimin’ the crown in this salty sea of tech! Yarrr!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the grand CPU battle on the high seas of computing! It seems that ol' Intel be flounderin' about like a fish out of water, languishin' at a pitiful number 13 in the Amazon rankings, while the fine swabs at AMD be claimin' the top ten spots like they be the captain of the ship!Yarr, it be a right sight to behold! Intel's finest, the Core i5-13600KF, be sittin' at number 13, with nary a sight of their newfangled Arrow Lake chips in the top 20. Meanwhile, AMD’s Ryzen 9800X3D be strutting about in the fourth spot, so popular it’s sold out faster than a barrel of rum on a pirate ship!
Even on the Newegg seas, the tale be much the same. Intel be barely holdin' on, while AMD sails smoothly as the winds favor their sails. With Intel's recent blunders and rocky launches, it’s no wonder they be takin’ on water.
So hoist the flag for Team Red, as they be steerin’ the ship of CPU sales while Intel flounders like a shipwrecked sailor! Avast, the CPU battle rages on, and it seems AMD be the true captain of this tech tide!