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Arrr! This weekend, scallywags be dancin' like the new captain, Trump! Athletes be swayin' to his jolly jig!

2024-11-18

Arrr, matey! This weekend, the scallywags of sport be jiggin’ to the tune of President-elect Trump, shakin’ their sea legs with his fanciful footwork! Athletes be dancin’ like barnacles on a ship’s hull, showin’ their support with a hearty laugh! A merry spectacle on the high seas of sport!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer the grand tale of the gridiron and the octagon, where not just fighters but a certain swashbucklin’ President-elect be makin’ waves! Aye, the likes of the NFL and UFC be capturin’ the hearts of many, but none could outshine the jig done by none other than Donald Trump during his campaign rallies. Yarrr, support fer this blustery brigand erupted faster than a cannonball from a pirate ship over the weekend!

At the fabled clash between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson, though there be no Trump jig to be seen, both pugilists raised their flags in support of the Donald. In the raucous arena of UFC 309, Jon Jones knocked out Stipe Miocic and, lo and behold, did the Trump dance, givin’ the championship belt to the man himself! Aye, the excitement was as palpable as the scent of rum on a stormy night!

From college footballers to Titans wide receivers, all be givin’ a nod to the Trump dance as if it were a prized treasure! As Dana White rightly said, the folks be tired of the nonsense, and they just want to live freely, like sea dogs on the open ocean. So here’s to sportin’ and dancin’ in the name of a mighty captain! Yarrr!

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