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Arrr, matey! Fox News' college pigskin tales be tellin' of triumphs and blunders in Week 12's grand spectacle!

2024-11-18

Arrr, matey! Week 12 be burstin' with spectacles o' footy! But who hoisted the Jolly Roger and who walked the plank last Saturday? Cast yer eyes upon the latest tale o' victors and scallywags, if ye dare! Yarrr!

Ahoy there, mateys! In the 12th week of the 2024 college football season, the seas be calm, with nary a surprise in sight! The mighty Oregon did best the Wisconsin landlubbers, while the likes of Ohio State, Texas, and Alabama kept their ships steady, sailin' to victory.

But lo! A twist in the tale came from Kansas, who sent them Cougars of BYU to Davy Jones' locker, claimin' victory with a score of 17-13. Aye, 'twas the first loss for the Cougars, raisin' questions 'bout their prowess in the Big 12 seas.

The Bulldogs of Georgia made waves, takin' down Tennessee and likely securing their spot in the College Football Playoffs, while the Gators of Florida put the hurt on LSU, sendin' 'em to a third straight defeat. What a sight it was to see them Gators unleash their fury upon the Tigers!

As for the Jayhawks, they be causin' chaos in the Big 12 once more, while Georgia's quarterback Carson Beck delivered a performance worthy of a hearty cheer. And on the horizon, the Colorado Buccaneers be eyein' the playoffs, hopin' for fair winds ahead.

Alas, the Tennessee crew now find themselves in peril, dependin' on others to chart their course. BYU is feelin' the heat too, as they prepare to face the Sun Devils. Meanwhile, the Gamecocks be risin' up, while the Tigers face embarrassment after their loss. Aye, 'tis a wild season on the college football high seas!

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