"Arrr! Guest be turnin' the tides, callin' Trump’s crew a motley rabble in a right ruckus, I tell ye!"
2024-11-18
Arrr, matey! Lanhee Chen, a wise swab o' the Hoover ship, be defendin’ Trump’s crew from scallywag critique, claimin’ a Biden matey sailed into office with less experience than a landlubber! Avast, what be the world comin’ to when landlubbers be givin’ orders?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale o' political squabblin’ on the good ship "Meet the Press." This Sunday, a guest turned the tables on a band o' NBC scallywags doubtin’ the crew of President-elect Donald Trump’s Cabinet picks. Aye, they be squawkin’ ‘bout qualifications and ethics as if they be talkin’ about the rum ration bein’ cut!Hostess Kristen Welker parleyed with the crew ‘bout the Democrats’ grumblin’ over Trump’s chosen mates, claimin’ they lack the sea legs for their roles. Former press secretary Jen Psaki chimed in, but Lanhee Chen, a clever mate from the Hoover Institute, shot back, remindin’ them that the current Health Secretary, Xavier Becerra, had as much healthcare experience as a landlubber on a rowboat. Aye, he was an attorney general, sure, but nothin’ to do with healers!
As the debate raged, Chen pointed out some fine appointments goin’ unnoticed, while Democrats be complainin’ ‘bout Trump’s picks like Captain Hook in a parley. Even ol’ Biden faced the cannon fire fer his crew’s qualifications, includin’ one Pete Buttigieg, who’s had more missteps than a drunken sailor on shore leave. So, swab the deck and hold fast, or the political seas be gettin’ rough! Arrr!