Arrr, the scallywags be complainin' 'bout a Boston school makin' only pale sea dogs train in the ways of racism!
2024-11-18
Avast ye! A band o’ scallywags be raisin’ a ruckus ‘gainst the Boston Public Schools, claimin’ their so-called “affinity groups” be teachin’ landlubber White folks how to wash the stain o’ racism from their souls. Arrr, that be a fine kettle o’ fish!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears to this tale of the Boston Public School system, which be caught in a tempest of controversy! A band of landlubbers, known as Parents Defending Education, be settin’ sail with a federal complaint, claimin’ the school was hostin’ secret gatherings meant only fer White folk to learn how to be less racist! Aye, them fancy lesson plans be leaked, showin’ that BPS had the audacity to create racially segregated “affinity groups” fer teachin’ and parents alike!Now, these scallywags argue that such shenanigans be violatin’ the Civil Rights Act! They found a group called “White Staff and Parents Challenging Racism,” a title that be soundin’ as fishy as a barrel of rotten herring! The mission, ye see, be to “educate and support” White folk on the harsh truths of racism—like teachin’ a fish to swim!
But beware, ye hearties! If a notion’s so askew that it’d make the KKK proud, ye know somethin’ be amiss! While BPS still clings to its flawed course, the winds of change be blowin’. Even the Biden crew be warnin’ against such segregated nonsense! So, hoist the flag of equality, me hearties, for all should sail the same seas, regardless of color!