The Booty Report

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Arrr! Venezuela be settin' loose over 130 scallywags caught in the storm o' a squabbled election! Avast, mateys!

2024-11-18

Arrr, savvy landlubbers be sayin’ that ol’ Venezuela’s scallywag of a ruler be lettin’ some political mates go, hopin’ to tickle the fancy of the new captain Trump! Aye, it be like givin' a parrot a cracker to win a pirate's heart!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale from the stormy seas of Venezuela! It seems the crafty ol' captain of that land, the autocrat, be makin’ waves by lettin’ loose some political prisoners from their dark brig. Aye, the experts be spoutin’ that this be a clever ploy, a signal to the newly elected ruler of the distant shores, one President Trump, aye!

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