The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Oregon captains o’ the school ship be takin’ a holiday after two scallywag teachers be caught in mischief!"

2024-11-18

Arrr, the landlubbers at St. Helens School be hearin’ whispers o' abuse as far back as 2019, yet them scallywags be keepin’ it hush-hush! Not a word to the proper authorities! Blimey, it be sailin’ without lookin’ out fer the storm!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous seas of St. Helens School District! Aye, it be a tale of neglect more scandalous than a pirate's parrot pilferin' me rum!

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