The Booty Report

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Arrr, Dan Campbell be sayin’ ‘tis odd to scuttle me mates when we be plunderin’ like true sea dogs!

2024-11-18

Arrr, me hearties! Captain Dan Campbell of the Detroit Lions be chattin' on Sunday 'bout his grand scheme to swap out his finest sea dogs when the tides be turnin' in their favor. Aye, when the ship's already sailin' smooth, why not let the scallywags take a breather? Har har!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I be tellin’ ye the tale of the mighty Detroit Lions, who be sittin’ atop the NFC like a ship with its sails unfurled! Aye, in this 2024 season, their Super Bowl dreams be swellin’ like a treasure chest full o’ gold!

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