Arrr! Charley Hull be shakin' her booty like a scallywag doin' Trump's jig at the tourney, matey!
2024-11-18
Arrr! English lass Charley Hull, a swashbucklin' LPGA Tour star, be dancin' like a landlubber under the moonlight, joinin' the ranks of scallywags who be tryin' to mimic Captain Trump’s jig! A right merry sight, it was, fit to make even Davy Jones chuckle!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round to hear the tale of the fair maiden of the greens, Charley Hull, who be causin’ quite the stir on the LPGA sea! Earlier this year, she was spotted with a smoke hangin’ from her lips, scribblin’ autographs for her loyal crew o’ fans. A sight to behold, indeed!This past weekend, she took to the dance floor, mimic'in none other than President-elect Donald Trump. Aye, she finished tied for second at The Annika Tournament, floatin’ in the waters at 11-under par, while Nelly Korda sailed on to victory at 14-under.
But 'tis not just she who be dancin’! NFL lads and UFC fighters joined the revelry, showin' their support for the president-elect with some fancy footwork. Even in the cage at UFC 309, Jon Jones and Bo Nickal saluted him, celebratin’ like true swashbucklers.
Though Charley be not openly shoutin' her allegiance, she’s got a soft spot for Trump Turnberry, dreamin’ of a Women’s Open Championship return to that fine course—a treasure of a place she called “one of the best in the world!” Aye, the seas of golf be a fickle mistress, but Charley Hull sails on! Arrr!