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Arrr, matey! CFL Grey Cup ref be fumble-fingered, tossin' the coin like a landlubber! Ha!

2024-11-18

Arrr, matey! Referee Ben Major be makin' a right fool of himself at the Grey Cup coin toss—‘twixt the Argonauts and the Blue Bombers, no less! Aye, he tossed the doubloon like a landlubber! The sea be a safer place fer such blunderin’, ye savvy?

Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of the Grey Cup, where the winds of fate blew a wee bit strange at the coin toss, aye! The head referee, a scallywag named Ben Major, be forgettin’ to ask the Toronto Argonauts what their call be, right as the shiny coin took flight!

With the coin a-flippin’, Major hollered, “Hold yer horses! What say ye, Toronto?” The brave wide receiver, DaVaris Daniels, shouted “Heads!” and lo, all was right in the world o’ football, savvy?

As the game unfolded, the Argonauts found their sea legs, led by backup quarterback Nick Arbuckle, who cast aside his fears and threw for 252 yards, scoring two touchdowns and securing victory like a true buccaneer! “Ye couldn’t script this!” he declared, filled with the spirit of adventure and gratitude, creditin’ the gods and his supportive crew.

In the end, the Toronto Argonauts hoisted the Grey Cup high, claimin’ their 19th title, a record that echoes like a cannon blast across the seven seas! The final score read 41-24 in favor of the Argonauts, leaving the Winnipeg Blue Bombers to lick their wounds and plot revenge. Aye, what a night for the legends of the gridiron!

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