Arrr! Trump be settin' sail with ol' Carr, the Big Tech scallywag, to steer the FCC ship! Avast, matey!
2024-11-18
Arrr, mateys! President-elect Trump be hoistin’ Brendan Carr as the captain o' the Federal Communications ship! This scallywag be a foe o’ the Biden crew and their tech shenanigans. He be squawkin’ ‘gainst the FCC’s folly in denyin’ nearly $900 million of treasure for Musk’s starry-eyed venture, Starlink! Blimey!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the high seas o' politics! The captain o' the ship, President-elect Trump, be makin' a bold choice, settin' his sights on one Brendan Carr to steer the FCC vessel! Aye, Brendan be a scallywag who ain't too fond o' the Biden crew, especially when it comes to their telecom shenanigans and the mighty Big Tech pirates!This 45-year-old sea dog be currently holdin' the title of top Republican aboard the FCC, the very ship that keeps the waves of telecommunications in check. Arrr, but he be no friend of the FCC’s decision to leave nearly $900 million in booty unclaimed for Elon Musk’s Starlink! Aye, he’s been throwin' cannonballs of criticism at 'em for that blunder!
So, as the winds of change blow across the political seas, we wonder what mischief this new captain will bring to the FCC crew! Will he chart a course for fair seas or will he stir up a tempest? Stay tuned, me hearties, for the adventure be just beginnin'!