Arrr, matey! The curious case of the Harris treasure chest runnin' dry faster than a ship in a storm!
2024-11-18
Arrr, matey! While doubloons can't snag ye the heart of a fair lass, true joy be pricier than a chest o’ gold! Shane Goldmacher be spillin’ the beans in the New York Times, sayin’ Biden and Harris be raisin’ a mighty $2.15 billion! Blisterin’ barnacles! What a haul!
Ahoy, ye scallywags and landlubbers! Gather 'round, fer I've got a tale ‘bout treasure, ‘tis not gold nor silver, but somethin’ far more elusive—joy! Now, hear me hearty, ye can’t buy love with doubloons, but joy be a right pricey booty, indeed!