The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Saudi Arabia be swingin' the axe at foreigners more than a drunken sailor in a tavern brawl!

2024-11-18

Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord, more than a hundred scallywags from foreign shores have danced the hangman’s jig in Saudi Arabia! A Yemeni knave met his fate for smuggling foul potions. Aye, ‘tis more than thrice the count o' last year’s merry executions! Avast!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the sands of Saudi Arabia, where the grim reaper be workin’ overtime! Aye, this year, more than a hundred unfortunate souls from foreign lands met their fate at the end of a hangman’s rope – the highest tally ever recorded, so says a band of landlubber human rights folk!

Just last Saturday, in the dusty realm of Najran, a Yemeni scallywag was sent to Davy Jones’ locker fer dabblin’ in the treacherous trade of drug smuggling. Aye, the official news hounds be barkin’ that he was but one of the 101 poor souls who faced the sword this year alone. That be nearly thrice the number of last year’s grim harvest, a veritable bonanza of beheadin’ for the land o’ oil and sand!

So, if ye be thinkin’ of settin’ sail to that sunbaked shore, best beware—best keep yer wits about ye, lest ye find yerself in the company of the dearly departed! Aye, it be a harsh world for the scallywags among us, and the hangman’s noose be ever tightenin’! Yarrr!

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