The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Gabe Newell deemed “pushing the tale forth” not worthy enough to hoist the sails for Episode 3!

2024-11-18

"Arrr, we could’ve hoisted the sails and sent that cargo a-flyin', ‘twas naught but a jolly breeze away! Blimey, me hearties, it ain't like wrestlin' a kraken fer treasure!"

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round the ol' grog barrel, for I've a tale to spin 'bout a missed chance on the high seas! Aye, it be true, we once had a fine cargo ready to be shipped, but alas, the scallywags aboard were more keen on swabbin' the deck than settin' sail!

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