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Arrr! Thune be threatenin' the court o' international scallywags with a keelhaul if they don’t drop the Netanyahu bounty!

2024-11-18

Arrr! Sen. John Thune be spoutin’ that when the GOP be takin’ the Senate helm come January, he’ll unleash a scallywag of sanctions on the International Criminal Court, unless they be tossin’ their case against Captain Netanyahu overboard! Aye, it be a right ruckus!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn of political tempests brewin' in the land of South Dakota! Republican Sen. John Thune be raisin' his cutlass, threatenin' to unleash sanctions upon the International Criminal Court (ICC) if they don't scuttle their arrest warrant aimed at that salty sea dog, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu! Aye, he be settin' sail for the Senate Majority Leader's seat come January 2025, and he warns the current captain of the ship, Schumer, to steer clear of trouble or face the wrath of the Senate Republican crew!

In a bold declaration, Thune be callin' for sanctions sharper than a pirate's dagger against the ICC. With the House already on board, he seeks to protect their ally Israel from what he calls the unlawful pursuits of the court. As the ICC has already laid its eyes on Netanyahu and his mateys for alleged war crimes, Thune's threats echo like cannon fire across the seas of international politics!

Back in the days of Trump, the U.S. set its sights on the ICC too, launchin' sanctions like cannonballs to defend its crew and allies from unjust pursuits. But will Thune's threats shake the ICC's resolve? Or will they stand tall like a proud ship against a storm? Only time will tell, me hearties, but for now, the political seas be a-churnin'! Arrr!

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