Arrr, matey! Trump be sayin' Gaetz might walk the plank, yet he's still shovin' him 'n crew aboard!
2024-11-18
Arrr, matey! The captain-to-be's tossin' his crew o' cabinet mates onto the deck like a storm at sea, wagerin' that the Senate scallywags be too chicken to send 'em all to Davy Jones' locker! A fine gamble, I say! Avast, let the games begin!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round the scallywags and listen well! The newly crowned captain of the ship o' state, known as the president-elect, be settin' sail fer a grand adventure with his crew o' cabinet nominations. Aye, he be takin' a flood-the-zone approach, like a mighty storm brewin' over the briny deep!This bold buccaneer be wagerin' a fine doubloon that the Senate scallywags won’t have the gall to reject the whole crew! 'Tis a plan as audacious as tryin' to steal the treasure from Davy Jones himself! With a motley lot of nominees, he hopes to overwhelm the landlubbers in the Senate—like tossin' a whole barrel o' rum at a tavern full o' thirsty pirates!
Now, picture this: a horde o' candidates comin' at 'em like cannonballs at a ship in full sail. If one gets shot down, the others be comin' in hot, relentless as a swarm o' sea gulls after a fish feast! So, he be hopin’ to baffle the Senate into submission, makin' ‘em think twice ‘fore turnin' their cutlasses against his crew!
So hoist the colors, me hearties! Let’s see if this jolly captain can steer his ship true, or if the Senate scallywags will send him to the bottom of Davy Jones' locker!