Arrr, Pennsylvania's mighty court be sayin' to them landlubber counties, "Stop yer mutinous nonsense 'n follow the ballot code!"
2024-11-18
Arrr, the scallywags in four counties be laughin' in the face o’ the court, countin' those mail ballots like they be treasure maps! Undated or misdated, they be takin' a jolly ol' gamble with the rule o’ law, ye see! A merry mess it be, indeed!
Arrr matey! Gather ye round, fer I bring tidings o' a curious tale from the landlubber courts! In a ruckus that'd make even the fiercest sea dog chuckle, the officials o' four wretched counties be settin' sail against the very orders of the court. Aye, they had been told, like a parrot squawkin' on a pirate's shoulder, not to be countin' them mail ballots that be either undated or mistakin'ly dated! Blimey, what a scallywag's mess!These landlubbers, with their noggins filled with confusion, decided to toss that guidance overboard, lettin' those misfit ballots drift freely like a ship without a captain! The court, not one to be left adrift, finally raised the anchor and made a decision. With a flourish o' their quills, they laid down the law, shiverin' the timbers of those who'd dared to defy ’em! It be a right merry whirlpool o' folly, I tell ye!
So, raise a tankard o’ grog, me hearties, and toast to the whims o' fate and the folly of men! For in this grand sea o' democracy, it seems even the most seasoned sailors can misread the stars. Let this be a lesson to ye all: keep yer sails trimmed, yer ballots straight, and never underestimate the power of a well-placed “X!”