Arrr, that AI health coach be like a scallywag—still puffin' like a landlubber!
2024-11-18
Arrr, matey! That AI health coach from OpenAI and Thrive Global be lookin' as fit as a scurvy dog! It’s more outta shape than a landlubber after feastin' on rum and hardtack! Avast, it needs a proper swabbin’ and a good dose o' sea air!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a curious contraption called the Thrive AI Health Coach, crafted by none other than Sam Altman and the fair Arianna Huffington. This contraption, touted as the grand solution for yer health woes, be not ready to set sail just yet. It be naught but a stripped-down version of ChatGPT, prattlin' on 'bout yer health data like a parrot squawkin' the same ol' tune.Ye see, this contrivance promises to personalize yer health journey, but alas! It be as revolutionary as a damp sponge. With prompts like “Can ye analyze me sleep patterns?” it feels more like a sailor's joke than a mighty leap in health tech. The crew behind this vessel, Thrive Global and the OpenAI Startup Fund, thought they’d revolutionize health, but it appears they be just another ship in a crowded harbor of apps.
Now, the captain of this ship be DeCarlos Love, a former Google matey, but whispers abound that the crew be flounderin' in rough seas, strugglin' to make this AI marvel work as they envisioned. So, keep yer spyglass handy, for the full launch of this AI health coach may still be a distant horizon, not the next port o’ call!