Arrr! Trump be pickin’ ol’ Sean Duffy to steer the treasure ship o’ Transportation, savvy?
2024-11-18
Arrr, on the morn of Monday, President-elect Trump be tossin’ the ol’ sea dog Sean Duffy into the captain’s chair of U.S. Transportin’, addin’ him to his merry crew o' mates. The list be growin’ faster than a ship’s sails in a storm, aye!
Arrr, me hearties! It be a grand day on the high seas of politics! Our Captain Trump, ever the captain of the ship, be settin’ his sights on a sturdy matey, former Congressman Sean Duffy from the fair state of Wisconsin, to take the helm as the U.S. Secretary of Transportation. Aye, Duffy be a popular lad, known for his hard work as a District Attorney and later as a Congressman, raisin' the sails of infrastructure and transport for all ye sea-farin’ folk!"This Duffy be a fine choice," Trump be sayin’, claimin’ he’ll steer us towards a Golden Age of Travel, filled with Safety, Efficiency, and Innovation. With his trusty experience in Congress, he be fixin’ to elevate the travel experience for every scallywag and landlubber alike!
But hold yer rum! Duffy ain’t just a man of politics; he’s also a Fox News contributor, spoutin' wisdom on The Bottom Line while raisin’ a brood of nine young buccaneers with his lass, Rachel. Together they penned a book about their holiday adventures, which sailed straight to the New York Times bestseller list! Aye, what a crew they be!
So, raise yer tankards to Duffy, a fine choice for the Secretary of Transportation! May his journey be filled with fair winds and following seas!