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Arrr! The interview scallywags be fillin’ their treasure chests 'fore parleyin’ with Lady Kamala, savvy?

2024-11-18

Arrr, the Harris crew be tossin' gold to her media mates afore she be chattin' with 'em, as the treasure maps o’ the FEC be showin'. Looks like she be buyin' a bit o' friendly wind in her sails!

Arrr matey, gather 'round fer a tale o' treasure and th' curious dealings o' Vice President Kamala Harris! Rumor has it, her campaign be throwin' gold doubloons at media scallywags right 'fore sittin' down fer a friendly chinwag. Aye, twas reported that she plundered a hefty sum o' $500,000 to Rev. Al Sharpton's nonprofit, just weeks prior to their jolly interview on the high seas o' MSNBC!

But that ain't all, ye landlubbers! Harris also directed a mighty $350,000 to Nu Vision Media, run by the crafty Roland Martin, just in time fer a good ol' chat. Some say it be advertising, while others reckon it be a fine way to keep the winds in her sails when it comes to appealing to Black and Latino voters. Aye, her campaign be forked over a total o' $5.4 million to such groups in a bid to bolster her crew!

And let’s not forget the lavish parties, matey! Over $10 million spent on grand election-eve shindigs, with the likes o' Oprah Winfrey gettin' a cool $1 million fer her production work. Why, it seems the Harris campaign be swimmin' in gold but also in scrutiny from those savvy sea dogs at the FEC! Hoist the sails, for this saga be far from over!

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