Cruz be claimin' that the UN's crafty resolution be plottin' to scuttle Trump and his GOP crew! Arrr!
2024-11-18
Arrr, in the wanin' days of Biden's reign, whispers blow like the salty sea breeze! Me hearties in Israel be frettin' that ol' Biden might set sail on a course to swab the deck with their name at the UN! Avast, what a jolly mess!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale from the high seas of diplomacy! Just as the United Nations Security Council be preparin' to cast its fateful vote on a resolution from the scallywags of Algeria, the Biden crew goes mum like a shipwrecked sailor! Aye, they be ponderin' whether to let loose their cannonballs against Israel whilst the good ship Hamas be hurlin' insults like cannon fire!Now, this Algeria, infamous for its anti-Israel jests, conjures a resolution that’d make the late Ambassador Eban roll in his grave, claimin' the Earth be flat and Israel be the great flattenin’ force! Senator Ted Cruz be raisin' a ruckus, sayin' this resolution be naught but a sneak attack on the Trump crew, who’ll be takin’ the helm soon enough!
Meanwhile, the U.S. envoy, Linda Thomas-Greenfield, be spoutin' fine words 'bout peace like a parrot on a perch, but forgettin' to address the storm brewin' in the draft resolution. As allies of Hamas be readin’ the map to victory, one has to wonder if the Biden ship be sailin’ into treacherous waters, lettin' slip another resolution that neglects to condemn the beastly Hamas! The U.N. may just be throwin' the lives of hostages to the deep, while Israel's envoy, Danny Danon, stands firm, vowin' to fight until every last sailor be brought safely home! Arrr!