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Arrr! U.K. landlubber farmers be raisin’ a ruckus in London 'bout the cursed inheritance tax, savvy?

2024-11-19

Arrr, matey! Starting in the year of our Lord 2026, farms fetchin' over 1.3 million doubloons be gettin' a nasty estate tax, tossin’ the previous freebootin’ exemption overboard! The landlubbers in the countryside be shoutin' like scallywags at a tavern brawl!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this salty tale of treasure and tribulation on the high seas of farming! Come the year of our Lord, 2026, any farm that be worth more than a hefty $1.3 million be settin’ sail straight into the choppy waters of the estate tax, ye see! Aye, the days of sailin’ free from such burdens be comin’ to an end, and the scallywags in rural communities be raising a ruckus like a shipwrecked crew!

These good folk be likin’ their land, and it pains ‘em to see the government swingin’ its cutlass at their hard-earned plunder! “Arrr, we’ve toiled and tilled this soil for generations!” they bellow, as they polish their pitchforks and eye the horizon for tax collectors like they be pirates on the lookout for the Royal Navy!

With the winds of change blowin’ through the countryside, there be talk of rebellion, or at least a good ol’ fashioned grumble at the tavern! So, let it be known, if ye be a farmer with a bounty to boast, keep yer wits about ye and brace yerselves for the storm brewin’ on the horizon, for the estate tax be a fierce foe, indeed! Yarrr!

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