Arrr! Scallywag steered his ship o’ metal into a gaggle o’ wee landlubbers by the schoolyard, savvy?
2024-11-19
Arrr, matey! Last week, a scallywag behind the wheel sent 35 souls to Davy Jones' locker, and just a few days hence, a crew of cutthroats decided a stabbin’ spree be the way to go! The seas be turnin’ rougher than a stormy night in Tortuga, I tell ye!
But hold tight, fer the tale don’t end there! Nay, the winds of misfortune blew stronger just a few days later, when a band of scallywags decided to take up knives instead of swords and went on a mass stabbin’ spree! Aye, it was as if they mistook their cutlasses for cookin’ utensils! In a frenzy that’d make even the boldest buccaneer shiver, folks found themselves in a right kerfuffle, with more stabbin' than a pirate's tavern brawl!