Arrr! Ken Martin, a landlubber from Minnesota, sets sail fer the D.N.C. seas, wit' his Democratic treasure map!
2024-11-19
Arrr, the captain o’ the Minnesota Democrats be a scallywag with ties thicker than a ship's rope to the DNC crew! They be settin' sail to pick their next chief, and this matey knows 'em all like a parrot knows his perch! Avast, what a jolly crew!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I be spinnin' a yarn 'bout the grand chairman of them Minnesota Democrats, a savvy sea dog with ties as strong as a kraken's grip! This scallywag be knowin’ many a member of the Democratic National Committee, those fine folk who’ll be choosin’ the next captain of their ship! Arrr!