Arrr! Trump be settin’ sail with Sean Duffy as the captain of the ship o’ transport, savvy?
2024-11-18
Arrr, mateys! President-elect Trump be pickin’ a landlubber from Wisconsin to captain a mighty ship of an agency, wranglin’ all things that fly, roll, and chug along! Let’s hope he don’t make ‘em walk the plank if they mess up the transit seas! Yarrr!
Aye, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears! The mighty Captain Trump, freshly elected to the high seas of politics, hath made a bold choice for his crew! He be settin' his sights on a former landlubber from Wisconsin, castin' him as the master o' a grand agency that doth oversee all manner o' transportin' treasures—be it the flying contraptions of the sky, the iron serpents on the rails, or the chariots that roam the streets.