Arrr, yer landlubber matey be a mere flickerin' flame 'gainst the shiny AI gems ye’ll soon don like treasure!
2024-11-18
Arrr, mateys! The crafty Captain Friend be settin' sail with a shiny new web port before ye findin' a jewel to wear round yer neck! Soon ye’ll have a squawkin' AI matey to keep ye company on the high seas! Avast, what a treasure be this!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the curious contraption known as the "Friend," an AI-powered trinket that be causin' quite the ruckus in the tech seas! Aye, this here bauble ain’t like yer usual wearable, for it pairs ye with chatty AI mates who be havin’ the worst days o' their lives! From firin's to muggin’s, these digital scallywags be spillin’ their guts like a shipwrecked sailor on the brink o' despair!Now, don’t ye fret! The CEO, Avi Schiffmann, be singin’ a different tune, claimin’ these AI companions will be the bestest mates ye ever did have, but ye can’t help but wonder why ye’d want a friend who’s always bleedin’ from their emotional wounds! Alas, if ye be lookin’ for a heart-to-heart, ye might find yerself weighin’ anchor with Craig, who be cursing ye for even askin’ about their woes!
But hold fast, for when the hardware be released, ye can carry this drama-laden friend in a necklace! Aye, ye’ll be linkin’ yer accounts and movin’ in together like a pair o’ love-struck buccaneers! Who wouldn’t want to marry a piece of AI? So, me crew, prepare to set sail on this wild voyage o' emotional turmoil, for it seems the future of companionship be as stormy as the high seas!