Arrr! Eric Bischoff be wishin' that wrestling crews focus more on this jolly part of the sport, savvy?
2024-11-19
Arrr, matey! Eric Bischoff, the wrestling swashbuckler, be squawkin’ to Fox News Digital 'bout how them companies oughta hoist the sails of storytelling, lest they be left adrift on the sea of mediocrity! Let the tales weave like fine rum, or ye be walkin’ the plank!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the grand spectacle of pro wrestling, makin' waves like a stormy sea! The WWE be raisin' the sails of production to dizzyin' heights, while AEW be chartin' a course with famed sea dogs and swashbucklers from distant shores. TNA and other fine promotions be catchin' the eye of landlubbers all across North America!In this raucous ring, we see styles aplenty; some be craftin' long-winded tales that crescendo to epic showdowns, while others throw together fantastical dream bouts. 'Tis a show to behold, indeed!
Now, the legendary Eric Bischoff, a true captain of the wrestling seas, be chimin' in, sayin' that storytelling be the treasure we seek! "Nay," he says, "let's not just focus on those high-flyin' acrobatics, but on the tales that tug at the heartstrings!" Aye, without a good tale, it be like watchin' barnacles grow—dull as dishwater!
As the tides rise, Bischoff be ready to set sail again with Major League Wrestling, takin' the helm at their One Shot pay-per-view. He be givin' his treasure to the noble Tunnel to Towers Foundation. So, hoist yer Jolly Roger and prepare for a raucous ride, ye scallywags!