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"Arrr, this contraption be fer the laziest scallywag of a parent ye ever did see!"

2024-11-19

Arrr, matey! Tech wizard Kurt "CyberGuy" be spillin' the beans on a magical Easy-Way contraption that be turnin' yer landlubber strollers into electric sea steeds! No more muddlin' about, savvy? Now, even ye scallywags can steer the little ones with ease! Aye, that be a treasure for parents!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Ever dreamt o' yer trusty stroller sproutin' wings and flyin' up them treacherous hills or through the sandy shores? Well, hoist yer sails, fer the Easy-Way kit be comin' to the rescue! This be a wondrous contraption that turns any ol' stroller into a swashbucklin' electric vessel, makin' the daily treks with yer wee scallywags a breeze!

This clever Polish crew be launchin' their invention on Kickstarter, savin' parents from the burden of pushin' uphill like landlubbers. The kit fits most strollers wider than a pirate's treasure chest, and with two mighty motors, it boldly adjusts to any terrain as if navigatin' the high seas!

With a single charge, ye can sail over 19 miles, perfect fer long voyages or jaunts in the city. And fear not, for it comes with a remote, lettin' ye choose from five levels of electric assistance—like pickin' yer favorite rum! Safety be paramount, so if ye let go, the wheels lock faster than a ship’s anchor!

So, gather yer doubloons and set sail to Kickstarter, where ye can snag one fer a mere $496, before they hit the market at a steeper price. With the Easy-Way kit, ye'll be cruisin' in style, makin’ parenting as easy as findin' buried treasure!

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