Arrr! Judge be swabbin’ the deck, delayin’ Bannon’s trial for his treasure hunt scam o’ the border wall!
2024-11-19
Arrr! The scallywag Bannon be settin’ sail to a later trial on February 25, as a New York judge be decreein’! He be accused o’ swindlin’ gold from landlubber Trump fans, thinkin’ they be buildin’ a mighty wall. But alas, he pleads not guilty, savvy?
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a scallywag named Steve Bannon, a rogue of the high seas of politics! 'Twas decreed by a judge of New York—a land o’ fickle winds and stormy seas—that Bannon’s trial be postponed, now set to set sail on the 25th of February, instead of the originally charted course of December 9th. Aye, the tides be changin'!This here Bannon, a cunning pirate in his own right, be accused of pilferin’ doubloons from the good folk who thought they be fundin’ a grand wall to keep out the ne’er-do-wells. ’Twas all part of the “We Build the Wall” crew, a band of swindlers makin’ merry while scamin’ the souls of President Trump’s loyal supporters. But ye see, this landlubber's got more charges than a ship's cannon! He be standin’ trial for pullin’ a fast one during the early days of the Trump reign.
And what say ye, brave sailors? Bannon be claimin’ innocence, like a pirate caught red-handed with a fishin’ net. So, we’ll be waitin’ with bated breath and a tankard o’ rum to see how this swashbucklin’ tale unfolds! Avast, let the trial commence, and may the winds be ever in his favor—or not!