"Ye scallywags be sayin' Gaetz claimed he 'nearly ne'er' courted lassies after the AG title! Blimey, what a jest!"
2024-11-19
Arrr, in the month of November, the year of our Lord 2024, the newly crowned captain of the ship, Trump, named the scallywag Gaetz to guard the Justice treasure! Aye, some be sayin’ he claimed he’s a fine sailor, ne’er breakin’ the code ‘bout courtin’ lasses, even if they be but teenagers! Har har!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I’ve a tale from the treacherous waters o’ politics! In the month of November, in the year twenty twenty-four, the winds of change blew fierce as a howlin' gale. The scallywag, President-elect Donald Trump, did summon the former Rep. Matt Gaetz to take the helm o’ the Department of Justice, claiming the title o’ U.S. Attorney General—a position fit for a captain with a cunning wit!But lo! A curious scroll appeared on the X, a scallywag’s forum, showin’ a screen capture of Gaetz’s own words. 'Twas a riddle wrapped in a mystery, as he proclaimed he’d “almost never” broken a rule regarding a man’s romantic pursuits. The rule claimed a lad could date a lass only half his age, minus a touch o’ seven years—spells trouble when that means he’s eyein' the teenagers, I tell ye!
So there ye have it, a captain of mischief on a leaky ship, sailin' through the stormy seas of scandal and laughter! The world be a strange place, and the likes of Gaetz are always afoot, stirrin' the pot like a fine grog. Arrr, may the winds be ever in his favor, or may they toss him overboard, savvy?