"Arrr, Fox News be sailin' the high seas of triumph after that election night hullabaloo, savvy?"
2024-11-19
Arrr, when that scallywag Rubio swaggered onto the Fox News ship days after the election, grinnin’ like a cat with cream, it was a grand week fer him! “Aye, he’ll pick fine mates,” he says, dodgin’ the tough questions like a slippery fish! Aye, good crew he’s amassed, indeed!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for a tale of a scallywag named Senator Marco Rubio! Just after the grand spectacle of the presidential election, our lad found himself sittin' on a Fox News panel, grinnin' like a cat that’s just devoured a canary. 'Twas a right jolly week for him, aye!With a smirk that could charm the boots off a landlubber, Rubio bobbed and weaved through questions 'bout his possible place in the crew of President-elect Donald Trump. “He be makin’ great choices,” he declared, though he be dodgin’ any solid answers faster than a ship evadin’ cannon fire! Seems the senator be havin’ more dodge than a crafty sea serpent!
He waxed poetic about the fine crew Trump had on deck during his first voyage, claimin’ they be as sharp as a cutlass and twice as useful. But alas, our Rubio be a slippery fish! While he praised the crew, he left the good folk wonderin’ what role he’d play in this new adventure. Will he be a first mate or just a deckhand? Only the tides know, but one thing be certain—Rubio’s week be as bright as a treasure chest full of doubloons!