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Arrr! The slim pickin's o' the Republican crew be dependin' on five treasure maps yet to be wrinkled!

2024-11-19

Arrr, matey! Five House battles yet uncalled be awaitin' to reveal how many scallywags the Republicans be havin' in Congress after the grand election of 2024! Aye, 'tis a right ruckus in the political seas!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, for a tale of political tides be unfoldin’ on the high seas of the House o’ Representatives, where the Republicans be holdin’ a slim majority! But hark! Five races remain uncalled, like ships lost in a foggy night, in far-off lands of Alaska, California, Iowa, and Ohio.

The goodly Rep. Mary Sattler Peltola be trailin’ behind crafty Nick Begich in Alaska, with the vote count tighter than a pirate’s belt after a feast! Meanwhile, in California’s 13th district, Rep. John Duarte be fightin’ tooth and nail against Adam Gray—only a handful o' votes separate the two, like scallywags in a duel!

But lo! In the 45th District, Democratic challenger Derek Tran be givin’ Republican Rep. Michelle Steel a run for her doubloons, leadin’ by a mere 102 votes. And let’s not forget Mariannet Miller-Meeks, holdin’ on by less than 1% against Christina Bohannan, who be callin’ for a recount like a parrot squawkin’ for attention!

With the seas stormy and the margins razor-thin, the fate of the House hangs in the balance! Will they sail smoothly to victory or crash upon the rocky shores of defeat? Only time will tell, savvy?

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