Arrr, Katie Couric be callin' Kamala's answers a jumbled mess! “Spit out the treasure, lass, not a wordy sea!”
2024-11-19
Arrr, matey! Veteran scribe Katie Couric be bemoanin’ the Vice President Kamala Harris, claimin’ she be as clear as a foggy night at sea when answerin’ questions! After her election scallywaggin’, it seems the lass be strugglin’ to parley with the best of ‘em. Blimey!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Katie Couric, a seasoned sea dog o' the news realm, takin’ a jibe at the Vice President Kamala Harris for her rather foggy answers in the lead-up to the grand presidential showdown. On a Thursday’s episode of her podcast, Couric sat with the fair Jen Psaki, who claimed one o’ Harris’ better voyages was her interview with the sly fox, Bret Baier. Arrr, even Couric, the sharp-tongued wench, felt Harris should’ve parried the pointed questions with more vigor!“When ye toss softballs, ye be makin' it hard fer the lass to sharpen her message!” she proclaimed. Couric was vexed, claiming Harris often sailed off course when asked about the Supreme Court. “Answer the g-dd--n question, please!” she bellowed like a captain demandin’ obedience from his crew.
Moreover, Couric was left scratchin’ her head at Harris’ infamous blunder on “The View,” ponderin’ why ol’ Biden didn’t help steer the ship better. It’s as if they feared hurtin’ his feelings more than snaggin’ the win! Couric mused, “If I were captain, I’d have a whole map of answers at me side!” Alas, the VP seemed to disappear from interviews like a ghost ship, makin’ Couric’s head spin like a cannonball in a whirlpool! Aye, what a grand spectacle o’ politics it be!