Arrr! House scallywags be settin' sights on FEMA booty 'fore the big squabble over Helene's treasure!
2024-11-19
Arrr, mateys! Cap'n Gary Palmer be settin' sail on a grand venture to refill FEMA's treasure chest with doubloons left gatherin' dust! Aye, he be usin' the booty from other ports to patch up the ship after a squall! Hoist the sails for disaster relief, ye scallywags!
Arrr, mateys! A band of House Republicans be hoisting the sails to overhaul the treasure map o' funds at FEMA, hopin' to deliver aid swift as a ship in full sail to those poor souls battered by the wrath o' Hurricane Helene! Cap’n Gary Palmer from Alabama be leadin’ the charge, wantin’ to plunder unspent doubloons from the COVID-19 coffers and past calamities like Hurricane Katrina, and toss 'em into the FEMA Disaster Relief Fund. Aye, this scheme comes just as the House Oversight Committee be preparin' to hear tell o’ allegations that FEMA's aid be swayed by politics, with the agency's captain, Deanne Criswell, set to testify! Me hearty, James Comer from Kentucky, be sayin’ that millions be still in need o’ assistance while some scallywag at FEMA told workers to steer clear of homes showin' support fer President Trump! The winds o’ change be blowin’ through Congress as a motley crew of GOP mateys rally behind Palmer’s bill, hopin' to fill FEMA's coffers. With the ferocious Helene causin' billions in damages and claimin' lives, the House Speaker Mike Johnson be reckonin’ it might just be one o' the priciest storms in history! So let’s hoist the sails and get those funds flowin' like rum on a fine sea day!
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