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Arrr, Putin be scribblin' a new scroll, sayin' he might unleash the big boom if anyone dares poke the bear!

2024-11-19

Arrr, me hearties! Cap'n Putin be scribblin’ a new sea shanty ‘bout bombs! He says if ye be attackin’ the Motherland with the help of some big-boom nation, ye best brace yerselves for an explosive reply! Aye, it be a recipe for a fiery hullabaloo!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round for a tale o' the latest mischief from the land of vodka and bears! Our notorious captain o' the Kremlin, Vladimir Putin, be makin' waves with a freshly inked nuclear doctrine, aye! He be proclaimin' that any swashbucklin' attack on Mother Russia, especially if a nuclear-powered sea dog be supportin' it, might just earn a fiery reply from the Russian arsenal. Talk about a high-stakes game of cannonball!

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