Arrr! Brazilian scallywags nabbed some landlubber soldiers, claimin’ they plotted to send Captain Lula to Davy Jones' locker!
2024-11-19
Arrr, matey! A band o' scallywag soldiers plotted to send old Lula to Davy Jones' locker in 2022, all to keep that Bolsonaro scoundrel sittin' on his throne after losin' the crown! A right jolly scheme, if ye ask me!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of treachery on the high seas of politics! In the year o' our Lord 2022, there be a band o' scallywags, an elite crew o' soldiers in a unit so secret it made Davy Jones' locker look like a tavern! They hatched a scheme, nay, a dastardly plot, to rid the world of one Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, all in the name of keepin' that landlubber Jair Bolsonaro in his throne after he’d lost the grand election duel!But lo and behold! The winds o' fate blew ill for their plans, like a storm brewin' on the horizon! While these knaves plotted in shadows, they be thinkin' they could outsmart the tides of democracy. Aye, they were as clever as a parrot tryin' to decipher a treasure map! They figured if they could silence Lula, Bolsonaro could keep the crown and rule the roost, but little did they know, the seas be unpredictable!
In the end, their plan was as foolhardy as tryin' to sail a ship made of cheese! The world be watchin', and justice be served colder than a mermaid’s kiss! So raise a tankard, me mateys, to the folly of pirates in suits, and let not the winds of greed steer ye off course!