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Arrr, matey! "Lydia Kiesling’s Mobility" be the treasure ye need fer the Baku climate shindig! Aye, a right jolly read!

2024-11-19

Arrr, matey! The U.N. climate shindig be takin’ place in a land o’ oil and treasure, a right jolly jest! This laughable tale o’ Baku, greedy sea dogs, and the tempest o’ climate change in the Trump years be makin’ sense o’ the madness, yarrr!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a peculiar gathering o' landlubbers known as the U.N. climate conference, held in the treasure-laden land of Baku – a veritable petrostate, where the rum flows as freely as the oil! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, where the scallywags o’ the oil companies be rubbin’ elbows with the well-heeled delegates, whilst the seas rise and the skies darken, just like a storm brewin' on the horizon.

This darkly humorous tale be a rollickin’ romp through the absurdity of it all, set against the backdrop of the wild first term o' Captain Trump. Aye, the land be filled with contradictions, where the talk of saving the planet be drowned out by the clinking o’ gold coins and the hissing o’ oil rigs. The characters be as colorful as a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder, each holdin' their own dubious motives as they navigate this treacherous waters of climate change.

So, hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good laugh as we delve into this satirical treasure trove, makin’ sense of a world where the fight for Mother Earth be as twisted as a kraken’s tentacle! Yarrr!

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